Friday, September 11, 2009

Shenanigans

This was a nice letter to stumble onto last night upon entering my room. While I was out studying and doing my laundry(for free If I may add) last Sunday, someone took the time to take notice of my absence at the last "mandatory" floor meeting(they aren't mandatory). Now, I don't know if grudge is being held against me or that I'm being used as a example, but this is just the epitome of douchebaggery. A date has been set this Monday to which I will stand in front of a committee who will ultimately decide whether not I'm deserving of the $15 fine.
It goes to show that even imaginary rules apply to reality. So, remember, go to your floor meetings. They will hunt you down and they will deliver your fate at a very inconvenient 11 PM.


Out of all the people I'm friends with and out of all the people I skate with, Kirk Foster is by the far the best guy I know to make any situation ten times funnier. I've never met anyone who has the reactions that he does. If you ever get the chance ask him about his hit and run at Taco Bell. Hell, ask me about it, but don't get mad when I can't finish because I'm laughing so hard.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

God, that Mac n' Cheese was so good.

I should be doing something productive right now while I wait for my mac n' cheese bowl to cook in the microwave.

College. It really isn't that different from everyday living. Ya know, with the exception of no AC, reading all day long, using a highlighter more than you thought possible, seeing people passed out on the curb on a Friday/ Saturday nights/mornings, eating your dinners from your microwave, waking up to a busted fire alarm, increasing your time spent on Xbox live to a modest 0% to an addicting 100%, and praying that the guy before you in the shower didn't piss everywhere, it's really the same as staying at home.

The YOUnited nations video was finished on time. It was sent with about an hour left before the deadline was over. Hopefully, I sent the right file. Sorry if I didn't, guys. Regardless, a video has been made and if it isn't chosen then it will be posted shortly.
My last night in town was spent filming at City National bank in Teays Valley. I had gone out earlier that day and purchased some plexi-glass along with purple, green, and red acrylic paint. Oh, and add 3 camel haired brushes (Apparently that's a big deal because the box really pushed that it's contents were made from the finest camels Egypt has to offer) to my total and I had spent a pocket cleaning $35. Actually, looking back now, that seems a lot more like a bargain. No, on second thought that's still a lot of money for a broke college kid. Then again I did spend $10 0n a burrito the other night. No lie. Did I go off track? Anywho, I cut the plexi-glass into 3 sheets and covered each one in separate color.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Each piece of cut glass would act as a filter for the lights at the bank and blah, blah, blah, blah. I sound like Tim Allen from Home Improvement. Minus the explosions and crazy mishaps.

You'll have to wait to see the video to see how it turned out, but pretty much the night turned into games of leap frog and playing S.K.A.T.E. every five seconds. A great send off if you ask me.
Notice Brandon's exceptional leap froggery form:

I'm thinking about sending that into Transworld as a sequence.

Friday, August 14, 2009

"You like to party?"

I think that title is off a t-shirt.

Anyways, another mini ramp party, another mini ramp party video, and another reason to drive to Huntington.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009


Here's a photo of what I've been bitching about. Cool, huh? No? Well, you're ignorant. It should be healed soon. Not that any of you care. I don't blame you.

The first time I street skated Huntington was an experience to remember. It was June 21, 2007 (the 2nd Go Skateboarding Day) and Nick Stewart and I met up with Blair Burns. We were given the treatment that day. All up until Blair left us for a kegger. Who's complaining though?
Ever since that day I've tried to make it down to skate Huntington any chance I get. Between work, school, and trying to be social it sometimes becomes troublesome to make the 30 mile trek, but whenever I'm able to I can assure myself and whoever else is with me a good time. One thing I've come to learn though is to expect the unexpected. I guess growing up in a small town has left me somewhat "virgin" eyed to the city life. After my first visits though I began to get introduced to all the sights of what metropolitan has to offer. For example:

This time around Tyler Woodward, an injured Nate Wood, and myself went down for what was the 2nd filming trip for our YOUnited Nations. After hitting the streets the three of us, along with Blair, Josh Lowther, and Jayson Mitchell made our way to Ritter Park for a little flat bar sesh.

Friday, July 24, 2009

And so it begins...

If you've visited TheBerrics.com recently then you're well aware of the contest that DVS and Gatorade is sponsoring. For those who haven't allow me to explain. The Berrics has a series of videos called "United Nations." Each United Nations focuses on a certain team in the skateboarding industry; the most recent being Volcom (I actually paused from typing just to watch it again). Now, DVS and Gatorade partnered up and created YOUnited Nations where a group of skaters come together for a 2-4 minute video montage of skateboarding to the best of their abilities. In a month from the now the top ten will be chosen and each week following the liquidation two will be displayed for us to watch. At the end of the five weeks everyone will vote for their favorite video. The group with the number one video will be flown out to California to skate the Berrics for five days where they will film their very own official United Nations.
Well, I thought it would be a fun project to take on and even if nothing happens with the video then at least we'll have something to show for the summer. Who is we? I sent out a message this morning on Facebook to people I thought that would make the video interesting and fun to watch. There's some local celebrities in this list along with some returning from the dead:
-Rickie Maynard (The hot one as I was informed today)
-Bryan Debord (Back from the dead, hardflip technician)
-Tyler Woodward (I'll propose to his mom some day)
-Nam Pham (Diversity additive)
-Kirk Foster (Bass shredder. I'm sure he fishes sometimes)
-Nick Stewart (Everyones favorite biotechnologist)
-Ryan Wilfong ("If you were a mathlete in my years you were gettin' laid. Period")
-Blair Burns (aka Tween hunter)
-Jonathon Hesson (Hesson for mayor. Really. Check his front yard.)
-Brennan Rynehart (The Tom Penny of the squad)
Sorry if I 'effed up the spelling. I'm sure I did.


Here's Rickie after the first official filming mission. Check the amount of man sweat oozing from his glands.






Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Could you really not find another mirror?




If there's one thing in life that I don't understand it's people that take pictures in bathrooms. Whether it be you and your mirror having it out or that person at EVERY party who spoons the toilet for the entire night. Regardless, the last thing I want to see is a picture of it. Call me an asshole, but it's just completely unattractive. Not that there is anything wrong with taking a picture of yourself and your $100 Ralph Lauren V-neck that you can't wait 'till Monday to show everyone at school, but when that porcelin playground is playing peek-a-boo in the background of your picture I can't help but to think of what goes down on it. And I think we all know what goes "down."

On a less disgusting and completely unrelated note, here's a recent edit to "Bodysnatchers" by Radiohead. I'm still adjusting to the switch from Vegas Studio to Final Cut but so far I really enjoy it.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Rascals don't fair well driving up hills.

So, as of lately, lately being since Spring Break, I've been dealing with an array of injuries revolving around my left foot. The first case being when I somewhat broke my ankle at the DC Plaza in Kettering, Ohio. It sidelined me for about a month, but eventually, to my knowledge at least, made a full recovery. The next incident occurred the following month at work. I stepped off a curb wrong and rolled the same ankle. Fast forward, 2-3 weeks and I'm feeling better. Now, the most recent injury has been brewing for over a month it seems.
Some friends and I took a trip down to Grayson, Kentucky to go cliff jumping(do I sound cool yet?). Being the generous guy I am, I let my friend Steve borrow my shoes. Great idea, right? Come to find out that the rock I stepped on that day introduced me to his friend, Staff Infection. Staff and I aren't that great of roommates. He doesn't appreciate my space. He's living the good life. Nice warm place to live. Free rent. God, he's such a douch bag.

Now I'm stuck with my foot in this contraption which holds an odd resemblence to something Neil Armstrong may have worn. On the other hand, I did get to play S.K.A.T.E. yesterday.

Mic check. 1,2. 1,2. Is this thing on?

Should this be an introduction? I guess it is whether or not I want it to be, huh?

Okay, as of now, the only reason for me creating this blog is because I'm going to college. As if Facebook and Myspace aren't enough, I feel like I'll fall out of touch with people. Which is one thing that I'm trying to change about my lifestyle. The "falling out of touch" part.

More so, this blog will 90% of the time be focused on skateboarding and film projects. Some photography here and there. I see it though as a poor man's portfolio. Not that I'm poor. I have a job. Kinda. Alright, well maybe it's a lazy man's portfolio.

Anywho, here you'll find snips and clipits of skateboarding, snowboarding, music, and blah,blah,blah. What you will not find is my day-to-day happenings. Such as, "Today, me and my bros were at the gym and we were totally getting our buff on! I benched like 230, bro! It's getting me so psyched for my MMA debut! TAPOUT!" You will not see this because A) I'm not a "bro" dude and B) No one cares.

Alright, well, here we go. Enjoi!